Tuesday, April 28, 2015

morituri nolumus mori

I HAVE TO KNOW. WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD NOT...LOST?
'At the cards, you mean?'
YES. WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?
Granny laid the baby down carefully on the straw, and smiled.
'Well,' she said, 'for a start... I'd have broken your bloody arm.'

I keep trying to remember my fave Death quotes but that is what keeps coming to mind. Maybe I like it because it says that Death isn't all-powerful even if he is all-present.

I read and watch Hogfather every year and love seeing Terry's cameos in Discworld movies. When you see him there and hear his kind grandfatherly voice playing a police officer in BBC's stellar radio play of Good Omens, one tends to lose sight of truths like Neil Gaiman: 'Terry Pratchett isn't jolly. He's angry'.

So much as glance at a novel though - especially a later one - and one immediately finds the angry Terry again. In story after story, with character after character he hammers his point in with deadly clarity: 'Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.'
It is no wonder that, as Neil Gaiman so eloquently - and yet so simply - puts it
Terry Pratchett is not one to go gentle into any night, good or otherwise. He will rage, as he leaves, against so many things: stupidity, injustice, human foolishness and shortsightedness, not just the dying of the light. And, hand in hand with the anger, like an angel and a demon walking into the sunset, there is love: for human beings, in all our fallibility; for treasured objects; for stories; and ultimately and in all things, love for human dignity.

In my opinion, John Green's 'slowly then all at once' quote doesn't come anywhere near this one:
"His heart beats faster every time he looks at you, and yours skips a beat every time you see him."
I finally understand those people who embrace Shakespeare or other writers as their religion now. One day, when I've researched the topic as thoroughly as I'd like, I will write a loooooong post about the religion one can pull from Discworld. Not the one with the gods who like atheists because they're something to aim at, but the one with principles like:
“But…but you can’t treat religion as a sort of buffet, can you? I mean, you can’t say yes please, I’ll have some of the Celestial Paradise and a helping of the Divine Plan but go easy on the kneeling and none of the Prohibition of Images, they give me wind. Its table d´hôte or nothing, otherwise…well, it would be silly.” 
and
"Now if I'd seen him, really there, really alive, it'd be in me like a fever. If I thought there was some god who really did care two hoots about people, who watched 'em like a father and cared for 'em like a mother...well, you wouldn't catch me sayin' things like 'there are two sides to every question' and 'we must respect other people's beliefs.' You wouldn't find me just being gen'rally nice in the hope that it'd all turn out all right in the end, not if that flame was burning in me like an unforgivin' sword."
and
“Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle.”
and
“Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.”
and 
"As soon as you saw people as things to be measured, they didn't measure up."
and
“Personal isn’t the same as important."
Great. Now I've practically gone and written the post. Good thing there's so much more to say.
To borrow Rincewind's motto from 'The Last Hero' morituri nolumus mori (we who are about to die don't want to). Dear Terry, how so many of us wish you hadn't died. It is sooooo consoling to know that The Shepherd's Crown and The Long Utopia are on their way at least.
I'm one of those people who names their things. Not everything, just my personal possessions, and always literary - obviously. My USB sticks are Athelstane and Cedric (Ivanhoe), and von Lipwig.

Putting <meta http-equiv=”X-Clacks-Overhead” content=”GNU Terry Pratchett” /> into my Tumblr html and as a Chrome plug-in was a great comfort and still is. It soothes me to know that the most appropriate tribute to my favorite author possible is racing around the globe every day from a million accounts. 
Read more about that here.

"Time is running out": Neil Gaiman on why Radio 4's Good Omens is really for Terry Pratchett
Good Omens was such a lovely Christmas present and the most apropos of Easter ones. I thank BBC and Neil Gaiman and all the rest of those involved for giving that to us and I'm so grateful Neil had the foresight and the care to get this done right in time.
668: The Neighbor of the Beast, Terry Pratchett's autobiography/memoir, and Paper Soldiers are my top three unfinished books that I WILL read one day if I have to go to an alternate universe to do it!

This post is a mess because I want to say and show soooooo much that I can't. This will have to do for a start. 
Until later, here are a couple more of my favorite articles and interviews from and with Neil Gaiman (another favorite of mine who will eventually have posts about his work here) about and with Terry Pratchett.

‘That’s how I want to remember Terry’: Neil Gaiman reminisces about Pratchett

Terry Pratchett - an appreciation

Gaiman & Pratchett, Together Again... Almost


Happy birthday, Sir Terry Pratchett. 
Thank you for everything.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Boys in books parody

Below is my response to the lovely and effervescent Carrie Hope Fletcher whose online gloriousness resides here: 
http://carriehopefletcher.com/
https://twitter.com/CarrieHFletcher
http://www.youtube.com/carrie
http://www.alliknownow.com

You totally should not click on any of those links, and you DEFINITELY shouldn't subscribe to ItsWayPastMyBedtime.

HAH! Are you crazy? Go click on ALL the things! She is totally worth your time.

We do have somewhat different taste in books, however, so I parodied her song to cover as many of my favorite fictional fellows as I could. Is it still a parody if you are 100% sincere?
Anyway, maybe someday someone will sing this for me and I’ll get to act in my (mostly) own music video :-)

Boys in books

It started off with Laurie,
But then Athos came along
I had a thing for Earnest
But my love for Rhett is strong

Or maybe even Atticus
No, but that would just be strange
These boys in books are better
'cause they're never gonna change

I wish I was Rowena
'cause that Ivanhoe is fit
And I'd date Clovis Sangrail
If I thought he would commit
Or maybe Uncle Oswald
Oh, but he’s weird in the buff

These boys in books are better
And I just can't get enough
Of reading everything about them
These guys that we'll always depend upon

And maybe there's a guy out there just like them
Who's looking for a girl like Buttercup...
Nah!

These boys in books are better
'cause they'll be here forever
And we'll always be together

And you can take me bowling
If you were made up by Tolkien

I was sold on Shadow
Who's strong and brave and tall
But then I met farm boy Westley
Who I think seduced us all

But Dan is where my heart is
So Bessie move aside!
But why can’t I have fallen for
The ones that didn't die?

Don't even get me started
On Boromir the Brave
I've looked for Mr Knightley
Girls, he really don't exist

But then again, there's Carrot
So Angua, get out the way
'cause I love a bit of cheesiness
And I love a good cliché

So boys I hope you're taking notice
'cause I'm one in a huge majority
I think that I'm more of a Magrat Garlick
But if you ask me nice, I could be Eowyn

These boys in books are better
'cause they'll be here forever
And we'll always be together
And you could be a player
But I won't care if you're by Terry

Don't make me use the eighth spell
Come on, Teppic
And please bring Elendil
Greebo’s body
With Aragorn’s looks
But hurry up
Before I close the book

These boys in books are better
'cause they'll be here forever
And we'll always be together
And you can be my man
If you've been written by Gaiman

These boys in books are better
'cause they'll be here forever
And we'll always be together
And I know it's an addiction
That I'm in love with fiction
But as long as I'm still breathing
I just have to keep on reading

And it's gonna be red letter
When I find a guy that's better
Than Athos, Westley, Clovis, Jason,
Vetinari, Vimes and Carrot,
Dan, Cyrano, Rhett and Knightley
Earnest, Shadow, Sherlock no chance

Athos, Westley, Clovis, Jason,
Vetinari, Vimes and Carrot,
Dan, Cyrano, Rhett and Knightley
Earnest, Shadow, Sherlock no chance

Athos, Westley, Clovis, Jason,
Vetinari, Vimes and Carrot,
Dan, Cyrano, Rhett and Knightley
Earnest, Shadow, Sherlock no chance

 (Boys in books are better
‘Cause they'll be here forever)
(Boys in books are better
They'll be here forever)
(And it's gonna be red letter
When I find a guy that's better)
(And it's gonna be red letter
When I find a guy that's better)

And it's gonna be red letter
When I find a guy that's better than you...



In order of mention, this is a tribute to:
Louisa May Alcott (Little Women and Jo’s Boys)
Alexander Dumas (The Three Musketeers)
Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
Margaret Mitchell (Gone With the Wind)
Harper Lee (To Kill a Mockingbird)
Sir Walter Scott (Ivanhoe)
Saki (Chronicles of Clovis)
Roald Dahl (My Uncle Oswald)
Neil Gaiman (American Gods)
William Goldman (Princess Bride)
J.R.R.Tolkien (Lord of the Rings)
Jane Austen (Emma)
Sir Terry Pratchett (Discworld series)
Edmond Rostand (Cyrano de Bergerac)
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Sherlock series)


Shoutout to those whose names are REALLY hard to fit into a song, such as Edward Rochester, Augustus Waters, the Scarlet Pimpernel, and dear Faramir!